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🎸💀 ROCK HARD. FEEL SOFT. 💀🎸
Introducing the “Not Dead Yet” Tee from Kind Bonez – because even zombies need stage time.
🧟 FEATURES:
• 🧵 Unreal softness.
Feels like it was woven from the hair of baby clouds raised on positive affirmations.
• 🌱 Eco-friendly ink that won’t haunt the planet.
Printed with water-based, non-toxic ink—because you care about the Earth even if you look like a fossil.
• 🎶 Guitar-wielding skeleton graphic.
He’s not dead—he’s just between gigs.
• 🪦 Slogan: “Don’t dig me up, I’m not dead yet.”
Equal parts warning and power move.
• 🧼 Machine washable. Afterlifetime guaranteed.
Holds up through crowdsurfing, grave-rising, and existential dread.
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🦴 From Kind Bonez – where comfort is eternal and puns are compulsory.
💬 Wear it if:
• You’ve got soul, even without skin.
• You believe in life after death metal.
• You want your wardrobe to scream “still kicking!” (softly, and sustainably).
🧡 Available now at www.kindbonez.com
Kind Bonez – Dress like the end is nigh, but make it cozy.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability and comfort.
- Features a retail fit suitable for both casual and semi-formal occasions.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape, enhancing durability.
- Shoulder tape provides extra stability to prevent stretching.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for a pleasant wearing experience.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Don't Dig Me Up I'm Not Dead Yet T-Shirt - Zombie Rock - Guitar Tee
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