Don't Dig Me Up I'm Not Dead Yet T-Shirt

 ROCK HARD. FEEL SOFT. 
Introducing the “Not Dead Yet” Tee from Kind Bonez – because even zombies need stage time.

 FEATURES:
•  Unreal softness.
Feels like it was woven from the hair of baby clouds raised on positive affirmations.
•  Eco-friendly ink that won’t haunt the planet.
Printed with water-based, non-toxic ink—because you care about the Earth even if you look like a fossil.
•  Guitar-wielding skeleton graphic.
He’s not dead—he’s just between gigs.
•  Slogan: “Don’t dig me up, I’m not dead yet.”
Equal parts warning and power move.
•  Machine washable. Afterlifetime guaranteed.
Holds up through crowdsurfing, grave-rising, and existential dread.

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 From Kind Bonez – where comfort is eternal and puns are compulsory.

 Wear it if:
• You’ve got soul, even without skin.
• You believe in life after death metal.
• You want your wardrobe to scream “still kicking!” (softly, and sustainably).

 Available now at www.kindbonez.com
Kind Bonez – Dress like the end is nigh, but make it cozy.