MEDUSA - GET STONED T-shirt

 GET STONED – With Medusa’s Permission 
From the mythically chill minds at Kind Bonez

Would you dare stare into the most beautiful Gorgon's eyes and get stoned or spend the rest of your life in regret?

•  Medusa’s back… and baked. Legendary gorgon caught mid-puff with a stare that turns heads and turns to stone.
•  High fashion, literally. Rock this tee and make people double-take like they forgot their weed at home.
•  Eco-friendly AF. Made with environmentally kind chemicals—because we care about Mother Earth even when she’s giggling.
•  Soft as a cloud of smoke. 100% cotton so comfy you’ll feel like you turned yourself to stone just to nap in it.
•  Great for: festivals, blunt circles, ancient curse parties, and grocery runs where you want strangers to know you’re both “mythical” and medicated.
•  From Kind Bonez: The brand that believes sustainability should be as strong as your stash.

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 Warning: Prolonged wear may cause spontaneous storytelling, ancient Greek flashbacks, and people asking, “Where can I get that shirt?”