SASQUCLAUS - I Believe T-shirt

 Introducing: The “Sasquclaus – I Believe” Tee

By Kind Bonez – Where Holiday Magic Gets Hairy.

Santa? Too predictable.
Enter Sasquclaus — the jolly, elusive gift-giver of the deep woods.

He’s got:
• A red suit (a little snug)
• A beard (already had one)
• And a sled pulled by confused squirrels and conspiracy theories. 

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 Why You’ll Believe Too:
•  Ridiculously Soft Fabric – Like a hug from a yeti after cocoa
•  Eco-Friendly – Printed with ink that won’t scare the forest creatures
•  Unisex Fit – For elves, skeptics, and true believers alike
•  Guaranteed to Confuse Your Uncle Dave at Christmas

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 Because Belief Isn’t Just for Kids. It’s for Cryptid Fans with Great Taste.

So this holiday season…
Be bold. Be weird. Believe in Sasquclaus.

 Available now at KindBonez.com — before he disappears into the snowdrift again.